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1. Asians are identical; we all look the same to Western people
2. Asians have small eyes, sometimes a monolid and wear glasses
3. Asians have straight black hair
4. Asians are short, petite, whatever you want to call it
5. Asian women have small curves
6. Asian mums nag about posture
7. Asian parents want their daughters to dress conservatively and ladylike which means hair tied back and skirts to at least the knees
8. Asian mums thinks beauty items are unneccessary, saying "Stop wasting your time and money trying to look pretty and get studying!"
9. Asians have no fashion sense. A dress with runners? Sure. Crocs? Why not, they're comfortable.
10. Asians parents think fifteen is too young for a girl to be wearing high heels
11. Asian parents hate unnatural changes to appearance with exception to double eyelid surgery and tattooed eyebrows
12. Asian names are unpleasant when translated into English e.g. Ho, Wang
13. Asian surnames have little variety
14. Asian eat rice every day because it is considered the meal i.e. side dishes doesn't make an adequate dinner
15. Asians eat strange things like duck, chicken feet and shark fin.
16. Asians love bubble tea
17. Asians find no shame in slurping
18. Asians must get A+ grades because A = average, B = bad, C = crap, D = Disowned, F = Fucked
19. Asians are maths brainiacs
20. Asians cannot speak engrish
21. Tutoring because 6 hours of school is for lazy people
22. Asians think holidays are the opportunity to get ahead of others in school
23. Everyday conversation includes "Have you studied yet?"
24. Asians should learn the piano or violin and preferably to concert level
25. Doctor is the best aspiration
26. If it's not a birthday party, there is little reason to go out when that time can be spent studying or practicing an instrument  
27. Asians enjoy Kpop and Jpop even when they don't understand the language
28. Asians take luvos and sticky photos with cute aegyo poses
29. Asian parents hope their daughters will not let any boy touch their hand, just like in Asian dramas
30. Asian parents ban girls from sleepovers, parties at night and outings with boys
31. Asian parents think their kids shouldn't date until university and even then, is still too young
32. Asians talk very loudly
33. Asian parents wake up the household with loud noises such as vacuuming or turning up the tv
34. Asian parents talk for far too long when they meet other Asian parents
35. Asian parents love to compare their children against other children
36. Every conversation with parents turn out to be a life lesson
37. Asians are stingy and will always hunt for money that's owed to them
38. Asians believe there is never a time when they should pay optional fees or full price for a commercial item
39. Asians are terrible drivers
40. Asians have some sort of kung fu power
41. Old Asians get together and learn tai chi
42. Asians wear slippers inside the house
43. Tigerbalm is their secret weapon
44. Asians have a piano in their living room
45. Asians go to an Asian language school
46. Asian mums tattoo their eyebrows
47. Asians use these emoticons: ^^, ><, O.O, T_T etc.
48. Asians use "la~" in instant messenging
49. Asians sing kareoke

What should the 50th stereotype be?
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:iconsilentwhistle:
LOL
It's sad that someone just wrote a whole list of most of my flaws. And the last one? Maybe art? Not all Asians,of course,but I see a lot of Asians drawing anime,nature,etc...

 
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MistyArts Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The moment you read all these....and find out most of them are true.
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Bealcreme Apr 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Some of these are also true for Jews...
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wildandcarefree Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Asians eat their pet dogs and cats
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:iconaubry-says-rawr:
Everything is good with chopsticks.
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:iconpikachubob:
oh and thanks this helped for a thing at school.
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:iconpikachubob:
what wumachine said. almost everything heres true LOL
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:iconwumachine:
Its funny cause alot of these are true, my mum is definately stereotypical, also number 50 should be "asians have small penises"
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CelestialAnnabeth Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I am a true Asian stereotype! Except my mum doesn't care if I wear makeup or not, last name is like 11 letters and very unique, I go to a lot of birthday parties and school parties, and my mum doesn't care what I wear as long as it's appropriate and not breaking the school rules and sadly the rest is pretty much true...
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:iconnyaaa7:
I'm asian, and the sad thing is, almost all of these are true. 

50. Asians love anime

51. Asians love cosplay

52. Asian kids have to at least know mandarin, if not English

53. Asians eat everything with chopsticks

54. Asian parents want all their children to marry other Asians
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