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1. Asians are identical; we all look the same to Western people
2. Asians have small eyes, sometimes a monolid and wear glasses
3. Asians have straight black hair
4. Asians are short, petite, whatever you want to call it
5. Asian women have small curves
6. Asian mums nag about posture
7. Asian parents want their daughters to dress conservatively and ladylike which means hair tied back and skirts to at least the knees
8. Asian mums thinks beauty items are unneccessary, saying "Stop wasting your time and money trying to look pretty and get studying!"
9. Asians have no fashion sense. A dress with runners? Sure. Crocs? Why not, they're comfortable.
10. Asians parents think fifteen is too young for a girl to be wearing high heels
11. Asian parents hate unnatural changes to appearance with exception to double eyelid surgery and tattooed eyebrows
12. Asian names are unpleasant when translated into English e.g. Ho, Wang
13. Asian surnames have little variety
14. Asian eat rice every day because it is considered the meal i.e. side dishes doesn't make an adequate dinner
15. Asians eat strange things like duck, chicken feet and shark fin.
16. Asians love bubble tea
17. Asians find no shame in slurping
18. Asians must get A+ grades because A = average, B = bad, C = crap, D = Disowned, F = Fucked
19. Asians are maths brainiacs
20. Asians cannot speak engrish
21. Tutoring because 6 hours of school is for lazy people
22. Asians think holidays are the opportunity to get ahead of others in school
23. Everyday conversation includes "Have you studied yet?"
24. Asians should learn the piano or violin and preferably to concert level
25. Doctor is the best aspiration
26. If it's not a birthday party, there is little reason to go out when that time can be spent studying or practicing an instrument  
27. Asians enjoy Kpop and Jpop even when they don't understand the language
28. Asians take luvos and sticky photos with cute aegyo poses
29. Asian parents hope their daughters will not let any boy touch their hand, just like in Asian dramas
30. Asian parents ban girls from sleepovers, parties at night and outings with boys
31. Asian parents think their kids shouldn't date until university and even then, is still too young
32. Asians talk very loudly
33. Asian parents wake up the household with loud noises such as vacuuming or turning up the tv
34. Asian parents talk for far too long when they meet other Asian parents
35. Asian parents love to compare their children against other children
36. Every conversation with parents turn out to be a life lesson
37. Asians are stingy and will always hunt for money that's owed to them
38. Asians believe there is never a time when they should pay optional fees or full price for a commercial item
39. Asians are terrible drivers
40. Asians have some sort of kung fu power
41. Old Asians get together and learn tai chi
42. Asians wear slippers inside the house
43. Tigerbalm is their secret weapon
44. Asians have a piano in their living room
45. Asians go to an Asian language school
46. Asian mums tattoo their eyebrows
47. Asians use these emoticons: ^^, ><, O.O, T_T etc.
48. Asians use "la~" in instant messenging
49. Asians sing kareoke

What should the 50th stereotype be?
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someone1fy Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Oh, hell. I'm an Asian (South Korean) but I have deepest hatred toward K-pop. Really.
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glitzfaery Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
100% ACCURATE!! OMFG!! but im not a monolid but some of my friends are!! My mom is like: no boyfrind until 20!! and im like: o.O MY MOM MAKES ME WEAR SLIPPERS AND IM FORCED TO PLAY VIOLIN!! ARGGGHHH
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mattconly Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
I was trying to think of my Asian friend with this but only two of this stuff only applied to him which is straight black hair and kung fu cuz of his punches and hits fucking hurts.

50th stereotype... I want to say small penises but it was invalid cuz of the team showers in football. Cats and dogs, don't know about that.

I think fucking crazed steriod asshole
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queenofdafangirls Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  New member
Half of these can be applied for europeans as well. The steryotypes are not about us, they're about keeping and conserving our culture. Academics and music are very important in my family, I enjoy studying,I go to a greek language school,I enjoy foreign music, don't talk to boys, etc. etc., and many of my european and asian friends say the same. It's tradition for us.


Then again a lot of asians have a good work ethic, this may explain a lot of the academia, but so do europeans! Unless greece is now part of asia.
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jeffreyzhang96 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Even though I'm "white-washed" for an Asian. Many of these stereotypes are true for me, except I never learned a musical instrument, neither do I have one at home, I'm not that bad as a driver, I don't like to sing kareoke cuz my singing voice is "horr-awful," I never use tigerbalm, I don't take whatever photos that's talked about, I sometimes wear sneakers in house, I don't want to be a doctor, I don't use "la~," I don't seek tutoring often (I mainly go to tutoring sessions to do homework), and my parents never wake the house with TV or vacuuming (I vacuum on Friday nights)
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Jaggyball Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm 1/2 Chinese...

...So true...

...So creepy...

No, I disagree! 
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theblabbermouth Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014  Student Artist
i dontthinkso,but asian males have small penises
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mattconly Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
Invalid... I remember during team showers for football, our Asian teammate's dick was bigger than half the team
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chibi-awesome Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014   General Artist
50. Asians spend an excessive amount of time on a laptop/computer
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MacaronOwl Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I think that goes for everyone lol
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