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1. Asians are identical; we all look the same to Western people
2. Asians have small eyes, sometimes a monolid and wear glasses
3. Asians have straight black hair
4. Asians are short, petite, whatever you want to call it
5. Asian women have small curves
6. Asian mums nag about posture
7. Asian parents want their daughters to dress conservatively and ladylike which means hair tied back and skirts to at least the knees
8. Asian mums thinks beauty items are unneccessary, saying "Stop wasting your time and money trying to look pretty and get studying!"
9. Asians have no fashion sense. A dress with runners? Sure. Crocs? Why not, they're comfortable.
10. Asians parents think fifteen is too young for a girl to be wearing high heels
11. Asian parents hate unnatural changes to appearance with exception to double eyelid surgery and tattooed eyebrows
12. Asian names are unpleasant when translated into English e.g. Ho, Wang
13. Asian surnames have little variety
14. Asian eat rice every day because it is considered the meal i.e. side dishes doesn't make an adequate dinner
15. Asians eat strange things like duck, chicken feet and shark fin.
16. Asians love bubble tea
17. Asians find no shame in slurping
18. Asians must get A+ grades because A = average, B = bad, C = crap, D = Disowned, F = Fucked
19. Asians are maths brainiacs
20. Asians cannot speak engrish
21. Tutoring because 6 hours of school is for lazy people
22. Asians think holidays are the opportunity to get ahead of others in school
23. Everyday conversation includes "Have you studied yet?"
24. Asians should learn the piano or violin and preferably to concert level
25. Doctor is the best aspiration
26. If it's not a birthday party, there is little reason to go out when that time can be spent studying or practicing an instrument  
27. Asians enjoy Kpop and Jpop even when they don't understand the language
28. Asians take luvos and sticky photos with cute aegyo poses
29. Asian parents hope their daughters will not let any boy touch their hand, just like in Asian dramas
30. Asian parents ban girls from sleepovers, parties at night and outings with boys
31. Asian parents think their kids shouldn't date until university and even then, is still too young
32. Asians talk very loudly
33. Asian parents wake up the household with loud noises such as vacuuming or turning up the tv
34. Asian parents talk for far too long when they meet other Asian parents
35. Asian parents love to compare their children against other children
36. Every conversation with parents turn out to be a life lesson
37. Asians are stingy and will always hunt for money that's owed to them
38. Asians believe there is never a time when they should pay optional fees or full price for a commercial item
39. Asians are terrible drivers
40. Asians have some sort of kung fu power
41. Old Asians get together and learn tai chi
42. Asians wear slippers inside the house
43. Tigerbalm is their secret weapon
44. Asians have a piano in their living room
45. Asians go to an Asian language school
46. Asian mums tattoo their eyebrows
47. Asians use these emoticons: ^^, ><, O.O, T_T etc.
48. Asians use "la~" in instant messenging
49. Asians sing kareoke

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:iconvaniliamilkshakes:
I am white and from the UK, and most of this applies to me.
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:iconblackqueenwhite:
I hate it how people just group all Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Malayan, Thai people etc. as 'Asian' when all those countries (save for China and Taiwan) don't even speak the same language. Chinese is Chinese, Korean is Korean, Japanese is Japanese. Asians are terrible drivers? Then why are most of the cars you see on the roads (Honda, Subaru, etc) are made in Japan? Asians are identical? I can't really tell the difference between Spanish, Italian and Portugese people just by looking (sorry), and Asians sing karaoke? KARAOKE WAS MADE IN JAPAN. IT'S ASIAN ANYWAYS.

That's all I've got to say. Japanese by the way.
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:iconjustinchen499:
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So true i cannot stress how true it is.
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:icongrimsparky:
I hate 35 so much and 25 made me laugh ^_^
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:iconbribri228:
Asian women have very annoying highpitched cutesy voices
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:iconarabella-octavius:
~arabella-octavius May 13, 2013  Student Photographer
Only in Japanese porn haha
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:iconbasanaruga:
Asians are gods at Starcraft
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~Kamrycookie Apr 7, 2013  New member Professional Filmographer
I don't own any karaoke machine things. I never use "la~" in text messaging or else my friends think I was hacked or something. I'm not even gonna go close to that Asian language school! None of my family knows what 'tai chi' even means. I'm never gonna learn piano and never wanted to. What is a tigerbalm? No offense but I kinda hate all Kpop and Jpop music because all of them have high pitched voices. My mom wants to me to go study computer technology instead of doctors! Yes bubble tea is awesome. My dad has blue un-slanted eyes and he is pure Asian. The conversations I have with my friends are "I didn't even bother studying because it was to easy". I have a hard time even getting my hair straight!
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~arabella-octavius May 13, 2013  Student Photographer
You dad has blue eyes?? Pics or it didn't happen! Jokes but wow I've never seen a pure Asian with blue eyes before :O
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:iconbribri228:
Not every Jpop/Kpop artist has a high pitched voice.
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